- And the biggest thing for every local television news station is the traffic helicopter, the “eye in the sky”, “sky cam”. The best one we ever saw is right here, New York city’s News Channel 4’s Chopper Four. They had a multi-million dollar ad campaign just to promote Chopper Four.
- Yea, not for the news, just for the traffic helicopter. And then like a year and a half Chopper Four went down in the Hudson river. Yea, okay?
- And they still ran the commercial.
- And they still ran it.
- Ridicilous.
- And it was a long commercial too.
- It was two minutes long.
- Two minutes. Not a thirty second one. After the first minute, whate else you can say about it? It’s just a helicopter! And it was so funny, if you watch the commercial close, you had seen they actually did ran out of things to say, but they kept going. So for like the last minute, all they did, was to make standard helicopter features sound like technological breathru.
- They were like: Chopper Four…
- …with airborne capibilities!
- Chopper Four…
- …with a self propelling… propeller!
- Chopper Four…
- …with … seats!
- Seats?
- What?
- Come on!
- I mean if you’re going for two minutes about a helicopter, this thing gotta be Blue Thunder, okay?
- Yes.
- We wanna hear this phrase in a promo:
- Chopper Four… We opened fire on Channel 7’s pussy News Van. And Chopper Four was first on the scene to bring you the bloody photos… Chopper Four!
- Chopper Four went down misteriously in the Hudson river… And Chopper Four was first on the scene! Coincidence?
- All Chopper Four! The way we see it we’re twice as good as Chopper Two!
- Chopper Four?!
- Channel 7 may have a van, but can that bitch fly?
- Can it?
- Ch-ch-chopper Four! Soon the entire news broadcaster will be brought to you directly inside of Chopper Four! News! Sports! Weather! Traffic!
- Traffic? Traffic wierdly enough will still be down from the studio.
- But for everything else, it’s Chopper Four. Who’s your News Source?
- Chopper Four!
- Who’s your eye in the sky?
- Chopper Four!
- Who shot Tu Pac Shakur?
- Chopper Four!!

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